Excerpts from the Private Journals of a Madman
Page 1: "I have spent 12 hours researching the intricacies of inter-peace. I am convinced it is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe."
Page 3: "I have developed a new theory: that the only constant in life is the constant change-ability of change. I am a visionary."
Page 5: "I have eaten 5 entire pizzas by myself while contemplating the meaning of existence. I am not sure what it means."