The Appendices, Oh the Appendices

It's a never-ending sea of them, a boundless ocean of supplementary information. You can't keep up, can't keep track. They're like the waves of the sea, constantly crashing, forever in flux.

And for what? What's the point of all these appendices? Is it to confuse the masses, to bewilder and dismay? Or is it to truly serve a purpose, to shine a light in the darkness?

We'll never know, for we are lost in the appendices, forever chasing the latest addition.