The Best of Philosophies for Brewing Tea

From the desk of René Descartes, Philosopher and Teatier

When it comes to brewing tea, there are as many philosophies as there are sages. But which ones should you, as a philosopher-king, heed? Here are the top three:

• Chaos in the Teapot: The philosophy of embracing the unpredictability of tea leaves.
• Tea as Ontology: The philosophy of considering tea as a fundamental aspect of reality.
• Leaves of Justice: The philosophy of applying moral principles to tea leaf selection.

Recommended Teas

We recommend the following teas for your philosophical musings:

• Assams of the Gods
• Oolongs of Justice
• Cha Lungs of the Mind