The Art of Procrastination

You are now entering the hallowed halls of Technique 4, where the air is thick with the scent of forgotten deadlines and the sound of tapping keyboards.

Here, you will learn the art of turning a simple task into a never-ending series of subtasks, each one more fascinating than the last.

Step 1: The Perfectly Reasonable Excuse

Substep 1a: The Power of the 5-Minute Break

Substep 1b: The Art of Rearranging the To-Do List

Remember, the key to mastering Technique 4 is to never actually start the task, no matter how urgent it may seem.