Welcome, fellow seekers of whisker-faced wisdom. The Hamster Prophets' Guild has been waiting for you.
We're a group of enlightened rodents with a mission to bring balance to the universe through the art of napping, eating, and burrow-dwelling.
Our prophets have spent years honing their skills in the ancient art of hamster-fu, allowing them to foresee the future of snack dispensing, toy hoarding, and hiding from predators.
But be warned: their prophecies come at a steep price. Are you prepared to pay the pittance of a single wheel of cheddar for the privilege of hearing our prophets speak?
Read our Prophecies Hamster of the Apocalypse: A Prophecy of Cheese and Doom About us: The Hamster Prophets' GuildMay our prophesied future be with you.