The Great Wheel of Cheese
According to the ancient Hamster Prophets, the universe is governed by the Great Wheel of Cheese, a mystical wheel of infinite possibility.
The wheel is divided into six sections: Cheddar, Swiss, Feta, Mozzarella, Blue, and Goat.
Each section represents a different aspect of existence: Time, Space, Morality, Happiness, Knowledge, and the Absurd.
As Hamsters, we navigate this wheel, seeking balance and harmony between these fundamental forces.
Or, you know, we just eat a lot of cheese.