Welcome to the Great Hamster Empire, where our mighty hamster overlords rule with an iron paw. We've been building our empire for centuries, and it's been a wild ride full of cheese, schemes, and furry frenemies.
From our humble beginnings as a group of mischievous hamsters playing pranks on their human overlords, we've grown into a powerful force to be reckoned with. Our hamster minions are the envy of all the other rodents, and our cheese reserves are the stuff of legend.
We've had our fair share of battles with our arch-nemesis, the evil Dr. Whiskerface and his army of robotic cats. But we've always come out on top, thanks to our cunning and our love of cheese.
Our empire stretches from the depths of the city sewers to the heights of the treetops. We've got hamsters in every level of society, from the lowliest sewer rat to the highest-paid hamster executive.
We're always looking for talented hamsters to join our ranks, so if you're looking for a new challenge, send us an email at hamsterempire@hamstermail.com with your resume and a cover letter explaining why you'd make a great addition to our empire.
We're also hiring for the following positions:
We're looking for a new Overlord to take the reins and lead our empire to even greater heights. Must have experience leading a team of hamsters and a love of cheese.
We're in need of a skilled engineer to help us maintain our vast network of cheese tunnels and hamster-sized elevators.
Our empire's culinary department is looking for a talented chef to whip up the most delicious hamster-sized meals this side of the kingdom.
Learn more about our empire's history and see our leadership team