Notes from the Desk of the Greatest Mind in the Cosmos
The Laws of Motion in Zero-G
As I pondered the mysteries of the universe from the depths of my spaceship, I realized that gravity is just an illusion. Or is it?
- Law 1: An object in motion will remain in motion, unless it's pulled towards a black hole, in which case it will probably get lost forever.
- Law 2: The acceleration of an object is directly proportional to the mass of the black hole it's being pulled towards. Or is it the mass of the spaceship's espresso machine?
- Law 3: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Unless you're dealing with quantum fluctuations, in which case, just roll with it.
More to come, when I've finished calculating the trajectory of this galaxy...
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