8:00 AM - Wake Up, Get Coffee
Because Tuesday is the new Monday, apparently.
10:00 AM - Meeting with Bob from Accounting
He's going to talk about last quarter's profits, or lack thereof.
12:00 PM - Lunch Break
Free time to scroll through memes, eat a sandwich, and contemplate the meaning of life.
2:00 PM - Team Meeting
Where we all come together to discuss our feelings and rehash the weekend.
4:00 PM - Happy Hour
Cocktails and complaints about our overlords.
8:00 PM - Dinner Party
A night of revelry and questionable life choices.