Because who doesn't love a good meeting?
Meeting Prophylaxis is a revolutionary new approach to meetings that involves injecting a healthy dose of dread and anxiety into every corporate gathering.
Our patented process involves carefully selecting the perfect blend of fluorescent lighting, stale coffee, and existential dread to ensure that every meeting is a uniquely miserable experience.
Our research suggests that Meeting Prophylaxis is completely safe, as long as you don't mind losing a few years off your life expectancy.
We're not responsible for any emotional trauma or career stagnation caused by our services.
We start by selecting a team of highly trained professionals with a background in meeting-induced stress and anxiety.
Next, we deploy our proprietary Meeting Prophylaxis software, which generates a unique blend of PowerPoint presentations, pointless bullet points, and passive-aggressive emails.
Finally, we bring it all together in a lovingly crafted package of dread and despair.
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