In the beginning, there was only one Avocadon. It was a majestic being of pure awesomeness, feared by all who knew of it. Its name was "Avocado McSaladface" and it roamed the land, leaving a trail of creamy, guacamole-filled destruction in its wake.
But then, the Great Cheese Famine of 3000 BCE struck, forcing the Avocadons to adapt. They evolved into a more... let's say, "refined" species, with a more discerning palate and a love for all things creamy.
Under the rule of Emperor Avocadonius the First, the Avocadons built a vast, salad-filled empire that spanned the known world. Their capital city, Guacville, was a marvel of engineering and guacamole-filled wonder.
But as the empire grew, so did the power of the Avocadons' greatest enemy: the dreaded "Breadwinner" people.
The Avocadons fought valiantly, but in the end, they were forced to retreat to the safety of their salad-barrens, where they lived in exile for centuries.
And so, the Avocadons rose again, like a phoenix from the ashes, with a renewed focus on all things salad.
Under the wise leadership of Empress Avocadonius the Second, they built a new, salad-filled society, one that would rival the great empires of old.
A period of great cultural and scientific achievement, marked by the discovery of the "Avocadon's Tears" (a type of rare, edible flower that only grew on the highest peaks of the Salad Mountains).
During this time, the Avocadons also developed a love of all things "gourmet", building grand, salad-shaped temples and hosting elaborate feasts in their honor.
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