Meet the Avocadons

Welcome to the Avocadon Society, where the world's most stylish, yet slightly dysfunctional, fruit salad comes to life!

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Our Avocadons are the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, the... you get the idea. Meet them, and maybe, just maybe, you'll be convinced that the Avocadon Society is the coolest place to be. Check out our Avocadon-themed prophets, poems, and puzzles!

Meet the Avocadons:

Professor Avocadon

PhD in Avocadonology, expert in all things Avocadon, and wearer of many a stylish hat.

Professor Avocadon

Avocadonette

Avocadon aficionado, collector of rare Avocadon varieties, and owner of 37 Avocadon-themed socks.

Avocadonette

Lord Avocadonbottomsworth

Avocadon connoisseur, expert in the art of Avocadon-fu, and wearer of the finest Avocadon-themed monocles.

Lord Avocadonbottomsworth