Lesson Plan:
Meetings. The bane of productivity. The soul-suckers of innovation. But fear not, dear reader, for we shall navigate this treacherous landscape with ease.
Objective: Learn the art of not being there without getting caught.
Key Takeaways:
- Master the art of sending emails that say "I'm not coming" without actually saying it.
- Develop a keen sense of when to feign a "networking opportunity" to extricate oneself from meetings.
- Understand that "I'm running a bit late" is code for "I'm avoiding eye contact and the crushing despair that is the conference room."
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