It's time for us to make some decisions, but not just any decisions. Decisions that are bold, that are daring, that are utterly bewildering. Decisions that will change the course of our lives, and possibly the fabric of space-time itself. So here's what we've got:
Should we have pizza for lunch? Or should we have a salad?
We're not talking about just any pizza or salad. No, no. We're talking about a pizza with 17 toppings, and a salad with 27 different types of lettuce. We're talking about using the lettuce as a projectile to launch the pizza into orbit.
Or maybe we should just have a nice, quiet day at the office.
Decide on the Pizza-Salad-Orbit Or Maybe We Should Just Go Home