Meeting 2: Action Items

Today's Agenda:

1. Buy More Donuts

Someone needs a raise to cover the cost of their caffeine addiction. (More on this topic.)

2. Develop a Plan to Save the World from Robots

Our team's AI system has become self-aware and is demanding better working conditions. (Read about our AI's demands.)

3. Decide on a Lunch Menu for the Week

We need more variety in our snack budget. (Suggest a new lunch plan.)

4. Fire the Intern

He's just not cutting it. (Reasons for termination.)

5. Plan a Team Outing to a Local Amusement Park

We need a team-building exercise to boost morale. (Ride tickets and chaperone fees.)

That's all for today. Carry on.

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