We have arrived at the moment of truth. The Oracle has foreseen the future, and it is not good. The Coffee Machine has been replaced with a toaster. The toaster is currently spitting out burnt toast, which is somehow worse than no toast at all.
As we stand here, the fate of the world hangs in the balance. The Prophets of Meeting 42 have been searching for a solution, but our collective efforts have been thwarted by a series of unfortunate events.
- The Coffee Machine's last will and testament has been read, and it names the Toaster as its sole beneficiary.
- The Toaster's lawyer has been seen lurking in the shadows, sipping a latte and looking very pleased with itself.
- The Prophets are at a loss, and the world is in chaos.