Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Apocalypse has been rescheduled for next Thursday.
Apparently, the Doomsday Device has been delayed in shipping and the world is not going to end just yet.
However, our team of experts has been working around the clock to ensure that the apocalypse is still a go. We mean, it's still a go-go.
Stay tuned for further updates, and try not to panic, but let's be real, you've probably already stockpiled all the canned goods you need, right?
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