Minutes of Meeting 42, Item 3
Present: John, Jane, and the Intern (who's secretly a robot)
Objective: To decide on the best way to spend the company's budget on unnecessary items.
Discussion:
John: "We should buy more staplers. I mean, have you seen the ones we have now? They're so... staply."
Jane: "I disagree. We should get a foosball table. Productivity is key."
Intern (robot voice): "GREETINGS, HUMANS! I AGREE WITH JOHN. MORE STAPLERS MEAN MORE EFFICIENCY... OR SO I HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED."
Decision: We will get 20% more staplers and a foosball table, because why not?