Action Items 42: The Meeting That Never Ended

Due to an administrative error, the meeting that was meant to last 30 minutes, has instead been in progress since 1976.

We have made progress on the following items:

1. Deciding on the color scheme of the conference room
2. Debating the merits of beige versus off-white for the office chairs
3. Discussing whether to use Comic Sans or Arial for the PowerPoint presentation font

We have also established that:

1. Everyone's lunch break has been cancelled
2. We are all secretly wondering if the coffee machine is haunted
3. The meeting will not, in fact, end on time

For more on our progress, visit our:

• Action Items 2: The Meeting That Time Forgot
• Meeting Minutes: A Never-Ending Saga
• Progress Bar: Because We've Got Nothing Better to Do