We have been alerted that the snack table in the break room has been compromised by an alien invasion. Our top-secret agents report that the extraterrestrial forces are hoarding the Cheetos and devouring the last of the leftover pizza.
- Deploy the Snack Table Special Forces
- Conduct a thorough inventory of the space-time continuum for any further anomalies
- Establish a snack-based economy to fuel our future intergalactic endeavors
Reports from the field indicate that the aliens may be developing a taste for our office supplies. Be on the lookout for any signs of a paperclip insurgency.