We exist because, quite simply, we must. The meaninglessness of life would be a terrible thing if we didn't have our meeting to discuss it.
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We will spend the first 30 minutes of this meeting discussing how we can create meaning where none exists. This will be a group effort and will likely involve a lot of nodding and staring into space.
We have been discussing this action item for 5 minutes and 32 seconds, and have yet to come up with a plan of action. We're on the right track, right?
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We will attempt to find some answers on the vast expanse of the internet. Fingers crossed it's not just a bunch of existential philosophers yelling at us.
We'll take a 10 minute break to grab some snacks and contemplate the abyss.
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