It has come to our attention that the world is not actually ending on Friday.
Instead, we will be replacing all the world's paperclip supply with an infinite amount of neon pink Post-Its.
We're excited to announce that our new policy has been ratified, and all employees are now required to use only 3-inch Post-It notes for all official business.
We're still waiting on the delivery of our new supply of 3-inch Post-Its, but we're told it will arrive by the end of the week.
In the meantime, please make do with the 2-inch Post-Its. We know it's a sacrifice, but someone has to keep the world from ending.
We've had some reports of employees using the 2-inch Post-Its in non-official capacities, but let's just say that's not what we're talking about.
Please, for the love of all things sticky, keep the 2-inch Post-Its for official business only.