As the meeting adjourns, it's time to tackle Action Item #3: "Incorporate more cat memes into the company's marketing strategy." Learn more about our feline overlords
Assign Task Force: "Cat Whisperers" to investigate the feasibility of hiring a real, honest-to-goodness cat to be our company's new spokesperson.
Sub-item 1: Develop new branding guidelines to accommodate our feline friends' increasingly demanding tastes.
Sub-item 2: Conduct market research to determine if customers actually care about our cats.
Sub-item 3: Create a "Cat Cam" to live-stream our feline overlord's daily activities.
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