Action Item 3: The Inevitable Disaster

Action Items 3-5: Because Someone Has to Fix This

The meeting was going great, with everyone discussing the new color scheme and who ate the last donut. However, it took a turn for the worse when John from HR mentioned that the copier has been possessed by a malevolent spirit.

Here are the action items to address this crisis:

Call in a priest to perform an exorcism.
Cut the copier into pieces and bury it in a lead-lined box in the parking lot.
Replace it with a new copier that doesn't try to turn the office into a portal to another dimension.

Also, who ate the last donut?

Last Donut Theft Investigation Rituals for Exorcisms New Copier Buying Guide