Action Item 3
Attachment: Cheesy Dreams Product Description
Objective: Develop a time machine that also plays the Macarena.
Key Performance Indicators:
- Earn 10,000 hours of free time to watch reruns of The Price is Right.
- Accumulate 1 million dollars in prize money from winning the "Dance-Off" challenge.
- Perfectly execute the Macarena 500 times in a row without getting dizzy.
Current Status: Still in Development
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Subobjective: Refine the time-space continuum to accommodate more snacks.
- Elevate the snack-to-travel ratio to 3:1.
- Integrate a built-in nacho cheese dispenser.
- Ensure the time machine's interior is always 90 degrees Fahrenheit.
Substatus: In Beta Testing