Cheesy Security Protocols for Meeting 42

As you are aware, the meeting with the infamous Cheese Incident is imminent. To prepare, we have developed a comprehensive plan to ensure our safety.

Section 1: The Art of Cheese Identification

Section 2: The Cheese Defense Matrix

Section 3: The Frenemy of the Foe (Counter-Measures)

Section 4: The Art of Disengagement (When the Squeaky Wheel Breaks)

Remember, a good security plan is like a good cheese: it's all about the holes.

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