Action Item 3: Cheese Tunnel Relocation Plan
Due to an unexpected influx of artisanal gouda enthusiasts, the management has decided to relocate the cheese tunnel to a more secure facility.
Reasons for relocation include:
- Increased risk of spontaneous human combustion due to excessive gouda fumes.
- Concerns about the structural integrity of the current tunnel's gouda-resistant materials.
- Unconfirmed reports of a gouda-loving saboteur lurking in the shadows.
The new facility will be located at Secure Cheese Bunker Specifications, where it will be safely stored in a gouda-proof environment.
Estimated completion date for the relocation is 14th February 3000, pending availability of gouda-resistant materials.
Cheese Tunnel Relocation Protocol has been drafted and is currently undergoing rigorous review and revision.
We appreciate your understanding and cooperation in this matter.