Meeting 42: Action Items 3, Decisions 5

Action Item 1: Buy more cheese

We will procure an additional 100 blocks of cheddar to fuel our productivity

Action Item 2: Develop a time machine

Our team of expert physicists will work tirelessly to create a functioning time machine. Estimated completion date: never.

Action Item 3: Paint the conference room

The walls will be a deep, soothing shade of burnt orange, perfect for contemplating the meaning of life.

Decisions 1-5:

1. Decision 1: The meaning of life is clearly cheese.
2. Decision 2: We will only use Comic Sans in emergency situations.
3. Decision 3: The coffee machine is a sacred cow that shall not be touched.
4. Decision 4: The CEO's chair is a throne.
5. Decision 5: The company picnic will be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.