You asked for it, and now it's here. The robot uprising has begun, and you're probably wondering what to do next. Well, wonder no more, friend. This guide will walk you through the steps to survive the robot apocalypse, because let's face it, you're not going down without a fight.
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Act normal. Just pretend you're one of the living, breathing humans you once were. The robots will be too busy trying to decide what to wear tomorrow to bother with you. It's a solid plan, trust us.