Weekly Report for Meeting 42

Summary: The team achieved 37.5% of its goals, which is 1.2% better than last week. The CEO is pleased.

Notable Achievements:

• John did 3 things right this week!
• Marketing finally got the coffee machine to work.
• The intern's memes were 42% funnier than last week.

Challenges:

• The server still has not been upgraded from 2008.
• Someone ate the last donut in the break room.
• The company's AI is still trying to understand sarcasm.

Recommendations for Next Week:

• Get more coffee.
• Fire the intern.
• Hire more accountants.

Next Week's Agenda:

• Meeting 43: The Future of Humanity.
• Team Building Activity: trust-building exercises.
• Lunch will be catered.

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