Action Item 1: Send a strongly-worded letter to the CEO

Someone needs to tell them to stop wearing those ridiculous plaid pants to work.

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Action Item 2: Call in a fake emergency

Because who doesn't love a good excuse to leave early?

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Action Item 3: Fire the coffee machine

It's just a distraction, really.

Action Item 4: Develop a new company slogan

We need something that doesn't make us sound like a failing tech startup.

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Action Item 5: Call a meeting to discuss calling a meeting

Because, priorities.