Action Item 4.2.4: The Great Sock Conspiracy
After careful consideration and a thorough investigation, it has been determined that the missing sock phenomenon is not, in fact, a mystery. It is a deliberate act of rebellion by the Sock Liberation Front, a shadowy organization bent on disrupting our perfectly good socks and forcing us to buy new ones.
As a result, we have devised a series of countermeasures to combat this dastardly plot.