Bidder 3's Master Plan for World Domination

This is the master plan for Bidder 3's world domination.

Phase 1: Gather Resources

• Steal all the world's catnip
• Infiltrate the world's supply chain

Phase 2: Build an army of robotic minions.

• Recruit 1,000,000 robots
• Train them in ninja skills
• Deploy them to key locations

Phase 3: Hold the world hostage for ransom.

1. Demand 1 billion dollars in exchange for not destroying major cities
2. Offer a discount for early payment
3. Provide a complimentary catnip gift basket to each paying customer

Subphase 1.1: Catnip Heist

This is where it all starts. Steal all the world's catnip and sell it on the black market for a profit.

Subphase 1.2: Supply Chain Infiltration

Infiltrate the world's supply chain, one spreadsheet at a time.

Robotic Minions

We're looking for 1,000,000 robotic minions to do our bidding.

World Hostage

We'll give you 1 billion dollars for your freedom, plus a complimentary catnip gift basket.

Pastry Chef

We're looking for a pastry chef to bake the perfect "Taste the Rainbow" cake, because, let's be real, who doesn't want to rule the world with a good cake?