Meeting 42: prophets of procurement

Contract Terms for Contractors

Disclaimer: these are not actual legal contract terms, but rather humorous examples of what they might look like if they were written by the prophets of procurement

Section 1: Article 1

• The contractor shall provide the following items:
• 1. A sufficient quantity of coffee
• 2. A sufficient quantity of donuts
• 3. A sufficient quantity of excuses for why the project is late

Section 2: Article 2

• The contractor shall be responsible for:
• 1. Not actually working on the project
• 2. Pretending to work on the project while actually browsing cat videos
• 3. Accidentally deleting the project files

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