Meeting 42: Procurement Strategy

Procurement Approval Process: Cheese Sampling Edition

Step 1: Identify Potential Cheese Vendors

  1. Conduct an exhaustive search of the local farmer's market
  2. Consult with industry experts (aka your aunt)
  3. Review online reviews from 4-star Yelp reviewers

Step 2: Taste and Evaluate Cheese Samples

  1. Sample 5 different types of cheese per vendor
  2. Use a blindfold and a number 2 pencil for unbiased scoring
  3. Consult with your cat, who has refined taste buds

Step 3: Select the Winning Cheese

  1. Choose the cheese with the highest 'meltability coefficient'
  2. Verify that it's not actually just a block of cheddar with a label
  3. Conduct an additional 5 rounds of taste testing to ensure consistency
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