The prophets of Action Item 4-2

The Inflato-Ray was a groundbreaking invention in the field of interdimensional warfare. It allowed users to project their consciousness into a parallel dimension, allowing for unparalleled levels of productivity and procrastination.

Features

  • Unlimited parallel dimensionality
  • Instantaneous teleportation between dimensions
  • Optional: Inflato-Ray remote control

Technical Specifications

  • Requires 1000 watts of pure, undiluted caffeine
  • Built with 100% recycled, 90s internet parts
  • Operational in 3.14 dimensions or less

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Inflato-Ray Induced Dimensional Sickness (IRD-S), Parallel Dimensional Disorientation (PDD), and spontaneous combustion of nearby socks.

Do not try this at home.