A new form of sushi has been proposed. It has been deemed "Sushi-nami" and it's a real thing.
It's a sushi that's been tossed into a blender,ประก
and then reassembled into a new, unrecognizable form.
It's a sushi that's been put through a meat grinder and then reformed into a ball of flavor.
It's a sushi that's been put into a centrifuge and spun into a vortex of delight.
It's a sushi that's been put into a vortex of despair and then reassembled into a sushi that's been put into a vortex of despair.
But don't worry, it's all in the name of science and progress, folks.
Or is it?
See also:
Action Item 4.2.1.c: The Ethics of Sushi-nami,