Action Item 4: "The Great Sock Drawer Conundrum"

As per the ancient wisdom of Meeting 42, it has come to pass that the sock drawer in the conference room has become a source of great contention. Someone, we suspect, has been secretly pilfering the striped ones.

Resolution:

1. Assign a Sock Drawer Marshal to oversee the daily sock intake and ensure no nefarious activities occur.
2. Install a hidden camera in the drawer to monitor sock activity.
3. Impose a 3-day timeout on anyone caught misusing the sock drawer.

For further information, see:

• Action Item 4:2 - Sock Drawer Policy Clarification
• Meeting 42: Agenda Items 1-5
• Meeting 42: Decision 1 - Sock Drawer Resolution