Action Item 4-5: The Mysterious Disappearance of the Donuts
Reports indicate that 17 donuts went missing from the break room fridge. Theories point to a sinister plot involving a rogue pastry chef and a possible alien abduction.
As lead investigator, John Doe has been tasked with solving the case and getting to the bottom of this tasty travesty.
SuspectsForensic experts are analyzing the remnants of the missing donuts for clues. So far, they've found nothing but crumbs and a suspiciously large number of coffee stains.
A series of cryptic notes have been discovered in the break room, hinting at a possible mole within the company. Theories range from a disgruntled employee to a rogue AI.
As the case continues to unravel, rumors of a shadowy organization known as "The Donut Illuminati" have begun to circulate. Experts warn against jumping to conclusions, but others claim the truth is far more sinister than just a simple missing donut.