The Council of Extraordinary Individuals gathered 'round the conference table, their faces stern and determined as they addressed the pressing issue at hand:
Item 4, Subitem 4.5 - The Great Pizza Debacle: Who ate the last slice from the communal pizza?
Discussion ensued, with various members of the Council offering their theories and accusations:
Item 4, Subitem 4.6 - The Mysterious Case of the Disappearing Meatballs proposed that it was clearly a matter of alien abduction.
While Item 4, Subitem 4.7 - The Unsettling Evidence of a Pizza-Shaped Hole argued that the evidence pointed to a more terrestrial culprit.
The debate raged on, with Action Items 6 waiting in the wings, ready to pounce on the next unsuspecting Council member.