Meeting 42's Action Items: Gleeble Safety Guidelines

Gleeble Safety Guidelines

Gleebles are notoriously slippery creatures. To ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all, please follow these guidelines:

• Be aware of your gleeble-to-human ratio. A ratio greater than 3:1 is considered hazardous.
• Never approach a gleeble with an open-toed shoe. Those claws are sharp.
• Do not attempt to pet a gleeble unless you've received explicit permission from the Gleeble Safety Committee.
• In the event of a gleeble emergency, stay calm and follow the established protocol.

Visit our Gleeble Safety Committee's Gleeble Safety Protocols for more information.

Or, for a more humorous take on the subject, visit our Gleeble Humor Guidelines.