Phase 9: The Dispension of One's Estate (a.k.a. How Not to Die with Your Dignity)

At Phase 9, you're getting close to the finish linechartInstance

But don't get too excited! You still have to deal with the pesky Legacy Projects that you've accumulated over the years. Like that one cousin at the family reunion who just won't leave.

• 1. Dispense with Generosity: Give away all your stuff. Like, seriously, just give it away. Your kids will hate you for it, but they'll get the good stuff.
• 2. Disinherit the Heirs: Let's face it, they're not worth the hassle. Just say it with me: "I'm leaving it all to the cat."
• 3. Leave No Ashes: You've had your fun, now clean up after yourself. No more dirty secrets, no more last-minute surprises. It's time to be a grown-up.

Phase 9: The Dispension of One's Estate (continued)

Phase 9 is not for the faint of heart. You'll need to be bold, be ruthless, and be willing to make some tough decisions. But hey, it's not like you're dying or anything. Yet.

So, buckle up, buttercup, it's time to face the music. Phase 10: The End is coming, and it's going to be a wild ride.