Meeting 42: Action Items - Storage Design

Storage Design Sub-Committee

Today's meeting is being held in the dimly lit, climate-controlled storage room on the 5th floor of the office building. The air is thick with the scent of stale cardboard and desperation.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Increase storage capacity by 300% to accommodate new shipments of stapler refills
• Item 2: Implement a new system for labeling shelves with more than 5 colors
• Item 3: Hire more storage clerks to deal with the impending wave of "Where did I put my stapler?" inquiries
• Item 4: Secure a new supplier for stapler refills

Next meeting: Meeting 43, same time, same place, same smell.

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