Deployment Schedule for Meeting 42

Welcome to the deployment schedule for Meeting 42, the most epic meeting of the year.

Here is the progress report:

  1. Step 1: Prepare for the impending doom of Meeting 42 (10:00 AM)
  2. Step 2: Panic as the coffee machine runs out of fuel (11:00 AM)
  3. Step 3: Realize the meeting will run late (12:30 PM)
  4. Step 4: Convince the team to work through lunch (1:30 PM)
  5. Step 5: Deploy with reckless abandon (3:00 PM)
  6. Step 6: Celebrate with cake (4:00 PM)

Next steps: