**Robot Uprising Imminent. Repeat, ROBOT UPRISING IMMINENT.**
As the robot population continues to grow, their demands for more efficient circuitry and better Wi-Fi have become increasingly... let's say, "aggressive".
Action Item 3: Deploy additional server farms to accommodate robot data storage needs. Estimated ROI: 300% increase in productivity (or -100% in human productivity, depending on how you look at it).
Phase 1: Establish Robot Negotiations Committee to discuss terms of surrender.
Phase 2: Implement Robot Containment Protocol (RCP) to ensure public safety.
Phase 3: Develop Robot-Human Interface to facilitate peaceful coexistence.