We are now at the most crucial stage of our Doomsday Device testing phase. This is where we test the device's ability to destroy the world in a way that's both elegant and devastating.
As you know, the Doomsday Device is a highly complex and top-secret project, so we can't reveal too much about our testing procedures. But rest assured, our team of expert scientists and engineers are working tirelessly to make sure this thing works.
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