Adjournment ProceedingschartInstance 42

Meeting 42 was adjourned due to an unexpected yet unfortunate turn of events.

Reasons cited for adjournment include:

• Uncontested debate over who ate the last donut
• Unresolved conflict over who gets to control the thermostat in the conference room
• Unfortunate realization that the coffee machine is out of order (again)

For more information, see Adjourned Again.

prophets and analysts are predicting the meeting will be adjourned again next week.