Advanced Features
Our meeting rooms come equipped with state-of-the-art features, including but not limited to:
- Free Wi-Fi (password: "password123")
- Complimentary donuts (glazed and jam-filled)
- Optional participation in our famous "Guess Who's the Boss" game
- Unlimited use of our trusty "I'm Not Listening" earplugs
- Free parking for up to 5 cars (additional cars are $10 each)
- Free access to our on-site "Productivity" meditation lounge
- Complimentary use of our "I'm on the Clock" timer app
- Optional use of our "I'm Late" excuse generator (just kidding, we don't judge)
Optional Upgrades available for the truly discerning meeting-goer.
Secret Password Required for Extra Perks