Agenda for the meeting where we discuss the finer points of doing nothing, eating donuts, and pretending to care.
Arrive at the conference room, pretend to be awake, and wonder why we're having a meeting at all.
Action 2: Coffee BreakDiscuss the meaninglessness of life, the universe, and everything. Or, you know, just stare at the wall.
Action 3: Despair and Hand-WringingEat all the donuts. All of them. All of the time.
Action 4: Donut-Related Brain DamageMake a list of things to do, then promptly forget to do them.
Action 5: Create a To-Do List That's Longer Than the Agenda