Meeting 42: Agenda Item 1 - What is the True Cost of Pizza Related Anxiety

Subitem 1.2: Finding Pizza Anxiety Helplines

As we all know, pizza is the answer to every question. But have you ever stopped to think about the true cost of pizza related anxiety?

Is it the $10 delivery fee for calling in a pizza when you're too anxious to leave your house? The $5 extra charge for "emotional support" on the side of the pie? Or is it the $100 therapy sessions to deal with the existential dread of running out of pizza sauce?